Web Cam

Yeah, I have one in use, for at least some pics of my current state of being (hideous!!!!) that I will try to do fun and artistic stuff with to justify it being on this site. Also, if I can get the sound going, I may upgrade my youtube presence with some videos, the inaugural one featuring yours truly weighing in on the proposed sequel to 'Beetlejuice' that has everyone rumbling. I enter into the latter with a lot of trepidation, with regards to my physical appearance, especially because, forgive my vanity, I recently lost quite a bit of weight, and though I look fairly amiable generally, the camera follows the old cliche by putting ten pounds right back on. Thing is, I'm all jaw and cheek. I'm basically a set of cheeks with eyes. Cheekmaster (Christ, let us hope Mike doesn't say that again...third person self deprecation..that means I'm cool and ironic.) or not, just wanted to put that out on the 'wire' so to speak, so everyone can start celebrating....yeah the everyone that is no one...since...no one reads this.....Then why am I announcing it? What is this? Some Dear Diary cry for help!? A desperate stab at a ego stroke? Maybe I'll become famous and once I have zillions of followers, they'll mark journal this as the beginning...the genesis if you will. Muhahahaha....ha...er...yeah....

Whatever the case dear viewer, who is obviously reading this ten years in the future at the site of my statue unveiling, lets see where this goes...OH and don't stand under my bronze jaw...it might fall on you.